OMG WHAT HAPPENED TO EVERTON AT THE WEEKEND?!!



Come on granddad Barry, time for your cocoa

I watched the game on BTSport and as an advert for the Premier League it was fantastic. But as an Everton fan it was shameful - I ran out of cushions to hide behind in the end. To be fair, Chelsea were good but by god, we made it easy for them.

There was no pressing of the player in possession, no tracking of runners, no aggression and no will to win. Although the yellow away kit was very fetching. It looked to me like time has caught up with a few like Jagielka, Barry and Williams. Victor Meldrew showed more energy when he was collecting the crisp packets out of his garden than those lot.

3 at the back against the best attack in the league, I don't believe it!